|Posted by: Cliffy on 2008-11-30
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!
Karl Marx, asked by his housekeeper what his last words were
I have a terrific headache.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt, who died of a massive cerebral hemorrhage
Drink to me!
Dammit... Don't you dare ask God to help me.
Joan Crawford. This comment was directed towards her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.
Lord help my poor soul
Edgar Allan Poe
I have tried so hard to do right.
Grover Cleveland, US President, died 1908
It's very beautiful over there.
No! I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die.
Crawford Goldsby, aka Cherokee Bill, when asked if he had anything to say before he was hanged.
Let me go to the Father's house
Pope John Paul II
I'm bored with it all.
Winston Churchill, before slipping into a coma and dying nine days later.
Jesus, I love you. Jesus, I love you.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.
General John Sedgwick, Union Commander in the U.S. Civil War, who was hit by sniper fire a few minutes after saying it.
Dying is easy, comedy is hard.
George Bernard Shaw
I've lived to 48. So far I haven't heard one persons last words before they die.
Historically, I've read women face death better than men... in times of peace.
Old Harry was on his deathbed. He raised himself on one elbow and beckoned to his wife. Doris, he whispered, you were with me through the Great Depression.
Doris, you were with me through the worst droughts in the fifties and the eighties.
And you were with me when the farm got burned out by the bushfires in the nineties. And last year, you were still hanging in there with me when the bank foreclosed on our mortgage and we lost the farm.
And now, here you are with me today, when I'm just about to die.
You know, Doris, he whispered, I'm beginning to think that you're nothing but bad luck!
John Wilkes Booth's last words were, 'Useless, useless.'
General Stonewall Jackson's last words were, 'Strike the tent.'
Add A Comment
Sorry, guests can't post comments!