I know if I post in description it gets all jumbled so see my comment. Tags:ComicsOnAgingMidLifeCrisis Added: 26th April 2008 Views: 310 Rating: Posted By:Freckles
* Midlife is when the growth of the hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache.
* Midlife is when you bounce (a lot), but you don't bounce back. It's more like splat!
* Midlife is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old, you have to pay someone to look at you naked.
* Midlife is when you go for a mammogram and you realize it is the only time someone will ask you to appear topless in a film.
* Midlife brings the wisdom that life throws you curves and that you're now sitting on your biggest ones.
* Midlife can bring out your angry, bitter side. You look at your latte-swilling, beeper-wearing know-it-all teenager and think, For this I have stretch marks?
* Midlife is when your memory really starts to go: the only thing you still retain is water.
* The good news about midlife is that the glass is still half-full. Of course, the bad news is that it won't be long before your teeth are floating in it.
* You know you've crossed the midlife threshold when you're in the grocery store and you hear a Muzak version of Stairway to Heaven in the produce department.
* Midlife is when your 1970's Body-by-Jake now includes Legs-by-Rand McNally (more red and blue lines than an accurately scaled map of the state of Wisconsin).
* You become more reflective in midlife. You start pondering the big questions: what is life, why am I here and how much Healthy Choice ice cream can I eat before it's no longer a healthy choice.
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